A Naughty nun?

by missP on Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:56 am
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local hooters’. The place was hopping with music and dancing. Every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go-out the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. flee flee

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" angel angel

The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you should." munch munch

"Why not?" asked the nun.

"Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf." notmyfault

"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way." thumbup Wink

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. shrug shrug

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
bananas bananas
She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" blush blush

"Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" Laughing Laughing

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. Sad Sad

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on that statue is lifted up, the lights go-out in the whole place. Now, about that drink?" whisper whisper
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by thess on Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:23 pm
buking si sister, ha ha ha ha!!!
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by curacha on Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:41 pm
paduday pa si sister! hehe. C u in march ateng. Txt ka lng pg may bilin. TY uli.
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by Jing on Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:58 pm
hahahahahaha, di man lang nag sign of the cross, at pinanindigan pa pagka inosente...LOOOOL!!!!
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by Abaniko on Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:55 am
Hahaha. I imagine the place in total darkness most times. LOL!
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by jennie on Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:39 am
mwahahahah! thanks for the laugh missP Very Happy
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by Ruth on Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:12 pm
Ja sister no sister...patay kang bata ka sis hahahaha.
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by missP on Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:26 am
hahaha, sana lang ang celfone ni sister ay malakas ang background light. kahit turned off lahat ng ilaw, worth it pa rin ang pag silip niya...kapalit ng pagtingin ng tao sa kanya, buwahahahahaha!!!
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