Chinese for beginners:
by missP on Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:31 am
English: Are you harboring a fugitive?

Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse

Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: I thought you were on a diet.

Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: He's cleaning his automobile.

Chinese: Washing Ka.

English: I think you need a facelift.

Chinese: Chin Tu Fat.

English: Did you go to the beach?

Chinese: Wai Yu So TAn?

English: An unauthorized execution.

Chinese: Lin Ching

English: I bumped into a coffee table.

Chinese: Ai BAng Mai Ni

English: Has your flight been delayed?

Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

Dito lang
by missP on Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:42 am
Masayang Huwebes po sa inyong lahat. Grabe, ang dami ko nang Huwebes na namiss sa LP. Pero ok lang, cos i'm back to yak, hehehe!

Chinese dragon w/white chinamen, (hehehe). In fairness, there is one Asian looking guy in the group. Hanapin... (can you spot him?)

The street in front of my sibs' house. It was closed to traffic the whole day. Cars had to be parrked somewhere else, phewww!

Square dancing with the Americans.

The main attraction girls from Brazil. This is supposed to be my entry for the "Impossibe Ba Ito" (LP62) week. In wintertime, take note of the two girls dancing barefoot and almost naked to the bones Wink

Happy Halloween EVERYONE!!!!
by missP on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:27 am

click on play button

My dream job...
by missP on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:34 pm
I have always wanted to become a glamorous waitress serving at a very high altitude. Well, hell no, I didn't want to become an astronaut, if that's what you guys think. Something in this direction (click on play button) was actually good enough for me. Honestly now, tell me, would any of you guys fly with this airline?

click on play button

Antique show
by missP on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:56 pm

click on play button

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All time fave: TMS
by missP on Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:32 pm
The Ratatouille Teaser:

As I was busy doing my usual rounds of bloghopping and reading my mails, while listening to my audiobook one night, hubby came into our computer room with a silly grin on his face. He was a bit excited too, so I asked what was going on. He replied that there is a film he wanted to watch on Premiere. I asked which one it was. He said it was the French children's film, Ratatouille. "But we have seen the film", I retorted.

"Yeah, I know, but this time it is in German, my Love". Okay. Needless to say, we watched the film again.

The Muppets Show Intro:

Yes, we both are suckers for children's films and SCi-Fi. We would both watch several series of Stargate in one night. Sometimes in one sitting we would watch the whole series of children's films like Shrek, Under the Sea, Ice Age, and more. But the all time favorite is ... (drum roll).... "THE MUPPET SHOW". If worst comes to worst, and there is nothing more interesting or we simply have the lust to watch it again, then we would put on TMS and we'd be fine for the night. I remember when I was just a little girl, not that I grew up, (hehehe)
It brings the good old times back... Simply wonderful! Of course, that is when I am not watching my Tagalog Teleseryes,

bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas
The Muppets Show with Harry Belafonte:

My OPM selection
by missP on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:58 pm
I put up my OPM radio again, this time it's from deezer.com. I used to have one from radioblog. Somehow, radioblog decided they don't want to be used and abused anymore, hehehe. You should check out the deezer site. It is very interesting. Enjoy my selection... in the meantime, I have to get back to my f****n desk and get my heavy load of an a*** to work!

The Misadventures of Boy Ngo Ngo
by missP on Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:12 pm
Si Boy Ngo ngo ay ikinulong sa dahilang walang awa niyang pinaslang ang tindera sa kanilang kabayanan. Tunghayan ang kaniyang kwento kung sa tingin ninyo'y nararapat lamang siyang ikulong.

Isang araw, Tinawag ni Inay si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo.

Inay: Boy, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang latang Pork & Beans!

Boy: Omo, inay !

Nagtungo si Boy Ngo Ngo sa tindahan ni Aling Petra. Tatlong bundok ang kaniyang nilakad. Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya ang tindera.

Boy: Aning Metra, ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)

Aling Petra: Mabuti naman. Ano ang kailangan mo Boy?"

Boy: Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e Meen! (Pagbilhan nga po ng isang lata ng Pork n Beans)

Aling Petra: Ano kamo, Boy?

Boy: Isa mong Mo e Meen (Isa pong Pork n Beans)

Aling Petra: Paki-ulit nga Boy at hindi kita maintindihan.

Boy: Mo e Meen! Mo e Meen - nyung nata lata! (Pork n Beans! Pork n Beans! Yung nasa lata!)

Aling Petra: Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya ay i-spell mo na lang sa akin.

Boy: O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi. (O sige. Pork n Beans. Letter.)

Aling Petra: Letter 'B' ba?

Boy: Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines. (Hindi! Letter ?P? as in Philippines)

Aling Petra: Ha???

Boy: Mi! (Kinanta ni Boy ang alphabet) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee..En, Em, En, O, Mi! - - Mi!

Aling Petra: Ahhh, P! Letter P! (Masiglang sagot ni Aling Petra.)

Boy: Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen! (Oo! Pi! Pork n Beans!)

Aling Petra: Sige ituloy mo Boy. 'P'...

Boy: Ngo! (O!)

Aling Petra: Ano kamo?

Boy: (Kumanta ulit) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, Ngo!

Aling Petra: Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa!

Boy: Netter Arrng (Letter R)

Aling Petra: Kantahin mo na lang ulit Boy.

Boy: Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng!

Aling Petra: Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'? Hindi ko pa rin makuha, Boy. Anong letter ang susunod?

Boy: Ngey.

Aling Petra: Letter A?
Boy: Ini ho! (Sabay buntung-hininga si Boy) Ngey! A, Ma, Nga (A-Ba-Ka-Da ang kinanta)! Nga!"

Aling Petra: Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!!

Boy: Oo!!! Mo e Meen!

Aling Petra: Pork and?

Boy: Oo!! Mo e Meen!!!

Aling Petra: Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!! Pork and Beans!!!

Boy: Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!!" ang masayang sigaw ni Boy.

Aling Petra: Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!!

Boy: Oo. Mo e Meen!

Aling Petra: Hay nako!!!... Wala!!!

-The End-

***Im ernes mo, napat nang na hindi po ikunong si Moy Ngo ngo. Ngang ayon mo ma ngayo???***

***Please take note: the above story was emailed to me by a high school classmate. Credits for the good laugh DOES NOT BELONG to ME.***