Blond joke...
by missP on Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:13 pm
A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing a very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.

The mortician is a blonde female and she asked the wife of the deceased man how she would like the body to be dressed.

The mortician also said that the deceased does look very distinguished in the blue suit that he is already wearing.

The widow, however, said that she always preferred her husband in black, and that she would like him in a black suit.

She gives the blonde mortician a signed, blank cheque and says, "Spend whatever you need no matter what the cost, but please have my husband in a well tailored black suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the viewing and to her delight, her dead husband is indeed dressed in a fabulous black suit. The suit fits him as if it were tailor made.

She said to the mortician, "You have done a magnificent job and I'm very pleased and grateful. How much did the suit cost?"
To her amazement, the blonde mortician gives her back the blank cheque.

"There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must repay you for the cost of that exquisite black suit!" she says.

"Honestly," the blonde says, "It cost me nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in yesterday shortly after you left, he was dressed in a very attractive black suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a beautifully tailored blue suit instead, and she said it did not make any difference as long as he looked good...

So... I just swapped their heads."

bash bananas bash bananas bash bananas bash

The green team won!!! Yeheyyyy.
by missP on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:27 am

The final game for the Philippine Volleyball competition in Frankfurt am Main, Germany for the ladies, ended yesterday. The Sports committee decided to end the games a week earlier because of the weather conditions. It has been a cold and short summer. The original plan was to finish the season during the first week of September. Just before the Basketball season starts. The yellow and the green teams competed for the trophy. Best of 5 sets was the aim. It was a very tight fight. We ended at two all. At the last game, the Green team scored 8 to zero. Making the green team the champion for this year. Applause bravo Applause bravo Applause bravo

Nobody expected that the green team would make it. At the onset of the games, the green team had very good defense but poor offense. I couldn't miss the game. I needed to be there to give the whole team members support and cheer for them. Even if I was in pain because of the cold weather, I sat there at the park and cheered for my team. Hubby took me there, complete with my sleeping bag-cum-blanket, my own pillow and he made some sort of lean-to for me right where I could have a good view of the game. Nobody could believe it, but, .... WE WON!!! bananas trophy bananas trophy bananas trophy bananas

The awarding ceremony will be next Saturday at the same venue. The male teams will still compete and after their game comes the giving of awards. Dancing clapping Dancing clapping Dancing clapping Dancing
The Face Behind the Blog meme...
by missP on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:02 pm
Cheh, the Moderately Confused Pinay in Deutschland one upon a long, long time ago tagged me on this one. I promised her I would post mine up as soon as I could. The “soon” part took much, much longer than I thought. Realizing that the year 2008 is just around the corner now, I had to make time to get this meme done with. Anyway, who wants to leave some loose ends hanging before the year ends and the new one starts? I certainly don’t! So here’s my reply to Cheh’s tag.

I used to hide behind the name in this blog (missP) until I started my online photo gallery. From there on there was no stopping me from showing all my photo collection…well, almost all. So, I guess for those who are frequent visitors of this blog this entry is not quite as interesting. But to the others, you guys can browse through my gallery as you wish.

1st step

Post a short blog article that includes a photograph (or a series of photos) showing the face behind your blog. If you already show a photo somewhere on your site (such as in your about page), then make your post more interesting and choose a photo that’s not currently online.

2nd step

Include links to other people that have displayed a photo, or include their photos in your post, adding a reference. Here are the others who have participated so far:

David Airey ~ Graphic Design
Gayla ~ Mom Gadget
Char ~ Essential Keystrokes
Paul ~ Reflections
Rob ~ 2Dolphins
Zep ~ The In-Sect
Ingo ~ Stixster
Stevie ~ Lost In Cyberspace
The Paper Bull ~ The Paper Bull
Lisa Sabin-Wilson ~ Just A Girl In The World
Dawud Miracle ~
Wendy Piersall ~ eMoms at Home
Dennis Bjørn Petersen ~ The Beta News
Randa Clay ~ Randa Clay Design
Drew McLellan ~ The Marketing Minute
Becky McCray ~ Small Biz Survival
Phil Gerbyshak ~ Make it Great!
Steve Woodruff ~ StickyFigure
Dave Olson ~ Live the GREAT life that you desire
Greg ~ Become a Remote Control SEO
Ariane Benefit ~ Neat Living Blog
Genesis ~ The At Home Mom Blog
Armen ~ iFFECT.NET
Michaela Lica ~ Online Public Relations
Tara ~ Graphic Design Blog
Doris Chua ~ Home Office Women
Edward Mills ~ Evolving Times
Tony D. Clark ~ Success from the Nest
Jonathan-C Phillips ~ Smart Wealthy Rich
Karen ~ A Deaf Mom Shares Her World
Lisa Gates ~ Intrinsic Life Design
Rammel Firdaus ~
Carol ~ Pentimento
Adam Kayce ~ Monk at Work
Thomas ~ Technical Blogger
Tammy Lenski ~ I Can’t Say That!
Chris Brown ~ Branding and Marketing
Rory Sullivan ~ Hamelife
Derek Wong ~ Going The Wong Way
Embuck ~
Ms. Q ~ QMusings
Shelly Tucker ~ This Eclectic Life
Steve ~ Ramblings from the Marginalized
Troy Worman ~ on!blog
Lilith ~ Lilith’s Owl Nest
Karin ~ Stop/Start
Sha ~ Sha Money Maker dot com
Derrick Sorles ~ Life By Design
Ken Xu ~ Mysites Advisor dot com
Roberta ~ Roberta Ferguson
Donovan ~ Blog That Outside
Leanne Wildermuth ~ Artist by Nature
Ingrid ~ Through My Eyes
Don Lawson ~ Affiliate Watcher
The Giddy Tiger ~ Giddy Tigers
Mike Busson ~ Twenty Steps
Rosemarie ~ Miscellaneous Matters
Charity ~ Design Adaptations
Nancy ~ Erik Quinn: The Heart of a Family
Robyn McMaster ~ Brain Based Biz
Chris ~ Chris Hoyt
Faddy ~ Girl Next Door
Thess ~ In Nederland
Jean ~ A Great Pleasure
Suzie ~ 1Day@ATime
Jason ~ Blisslogs
Johnny ~ Really Smart Guy
Bob ~
Chin Nee ~ De ‘moments
Skipper ~ My Life Starts At Forty-Two
Seiche ~ at Seiche
Leah ~ Leah’s Cafe
iRonnie ~ I Set No Corner
Girlie ~ HiP and CooL
Marie ~ of VANIDOSA
Mickaela ~ of TextUnlimited
K ~ of Knoizki


3rd step

Tag as many others as you like in your post to spread the meme.


4th step

According to David, a link back to this post is much appreciated (but not necessary), to help create a more personal community! If you do link back to David send an email here. You'll be added to the list above. Again, this isn’t absolutely necessary but it does help him to keep track of the collection (to have an idea or two for an ultimate blogger showcase).

Each person tagged should create his/her own post and repeat the process.

So, I'm tagging everyone who wishes to do this meme... I'm being cheeky because that would be an infinite number or perhaps a null!
I look like a woman...
by missP on Sat May 19, 2007 12:44 pm
... sometimes i act like a man. But hey, who am I kidding? Im really just a weed.

Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

... see, even the type of sandwich that i am has to be with grass.

You Are a Ham Sandwich

You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends. Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast. And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation - from fancy to laid back.

Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich

What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Or perhaps I am just a confused turkey???

'ore 'unny 'uns!
by missP on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:49 am
Street Vendor (shouting): "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"

gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf :ano? isa lang ah?!

use violet in a sentence...
"oh no! i lost my ballpen .. pero ok lang.. i'll violet." hehehe

couple talking:
wife: hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband: hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife: eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband: hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

wife: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband: so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife: hello?! baker ba ako?!

... bash bananas bash bananas bash bananas ...

Another personality test
by missP on Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:56 pm
I'm a sucker for tests like this. It's interesting how it turns out. Sometimes I like the results, most of the time not. But I play along anyway. Shallow? Perhaps. But for me, it feels weird after taking the test and realizing that some of the things they say in this "crappy" game are really true. Weird ba ako??? bash bash bash

Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference. Cow Tiger Sheep Horse Pig

Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog Cat Rat Coffee Sea

Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colours (do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each colour.) Yellow Orange Red White Green

Finally, write down your favourite number and your favourite day of the week....

My results:

My order of preference: PIG, SHEEP, HORSE, TIGER, COW

(According to the test, my priorities in life are in this order: Money, Love, Family, Pride and Career)

Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your own life.

For the next part, it implies that I have a mad personality while my hubby has a purring one. My enemies are stinking like s**t and I think sex should be strong. In the end, I have a very deep life. Whatever that means?!

(Yellow)=Tiny is an old friend from way back in High school and is apparently someone whom I will never forget. Well, I don’t need to take any kind of test to believe this.

(Orange)=Jane is someone whom I consider to be a true friend… VERY TRUE!

(Red)=ML is the person I really love…I would not have married him if it was otherwise.

(White)=Izelle my niece, is supposed to be my twin soul. Does this mean she is very much like me and will most likely make the same mistakes or achievements that I made in my lifetime? Geeeez… I am forewarned.

(Green)=Jorge is someone whom I will remember for the rest of my life. This I have no doubt about. He was a friend way back in High school who died a couple of years back. He was a very kind person, an obedient and helpful son, perfect brother and a real true friend. Tiny, me and Jorge go back a long way. Therefore, they are the two persons I won’t ever forget.

Okay, you guessed it right. You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put. Thank goodness I wrote only 9 instead of 99. I definitely would hate to break the chain. bananas bananas
I'm a Sponge Bob Square Pants
by missP on Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:12 pm
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results.

Do not cheat by looking at the end of before you are done. This makes it more interesting, (daw???) hahaha.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?

a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts.)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?

a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?

a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could
choose one of these?

a) Waiter (4 pts.)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)

5 . What do you do with your spare time?

a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?

a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?

a) Snow (3 pts.)
b) Pizza (2 pts)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday?

a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?

a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain (5 pts)
c) Las Vegas (1 pt)
d) Hawaii (4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?

a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting
for! It's very interesting to see "who" your friends are!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield:
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know
how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in
and you are never are out of style. You are good at knowing how to
satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days
more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times.

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to
give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and
you always see the bright side of
things. Some good advice: try not to
be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in
your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious
about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom
every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is
fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a
while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

Now don't spoil it! Have some Fun!!
Halloween Generosity
by missP on Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:32 am
From where I live, we are actually a few houses short to a dead end (Talk about DEAD-end,huh?)! area. The only neighbors I see most of the time are the old folks who live a few houses ahead of us. But during Halloween, kids suddenly rush into our humble abode. Not that I have anything against them. I wholeheartedly prepare even a big bowl of sweets for them. I know that they will visit anyway, even if I don’t see them the rest of the year… hehehe.

My hubby, that darling nice man, he has no mean bones at all. But sometimes he makes fun of the treat or trickers. Once, he gave the kids just one candy bar each. The kids, seeing the whole big bowl of candy in front of them, just stared at him. Probably wanting to say: “You stingy old man!” But they didn’t. Good manners overruled. I asked him why he did this. He just replied, with a silly grin on his face: “The exercise will do them good. They can come back anytime.”

Last night, somebody came, too early treat or tricking. Wearing a long “Angel of Death” costume…

I over heard hubby saying to him:

First, you are too early this year.
Second, what do you want the candies for? You are dead anyway?!

I almost fell out of my chair over hearing this. Of course, he gave the lad some sweets but he was grinning all the time afterwards. He couldn’t erase from his mind the look of the boy in shock... ha! ha! ha!