"bakit ang balahibo walang split ends?"
"bakit karamihan ng tao gusto pumunta ng langit...pero karamihan takot mamatay?"
"ang pipi kaya ay humuhilik?"
"bakit kaya ang palad hindi umiitim kahit gaano mo katagal ito paarawan?"
"umiiyak kaya ang sanggol habang nasa loob ng sinapupunan?"
"posible kayang magkabalakubak ang kalbo?"
"ang sign language ba ay may english at tagalog din?"
"pwede bang umiyak sa ilalim ng tubig?"
"pano nilalabas ni darna ang bato na nilunok niya?"
"bakit ang mga bilog na pizza nasa square na box?"
"nakikita kaya ng bulag ang kanyang hinaharap?"
"kung ikaw ay wanted at may reward na 1million...pag sumuko ka ba makukuha mo yung pera?"
"bakit ang beer meron sa lata...ang alak wala?"
"pag ang taong putol ang isang kamay ay nagpamanicure...buo pa rin ba ang bayad niya?"
"pag ang langgam ba namatay nilalanggam din ito?"
"pag nde ka ba nagbayad sa kumadronang nagpaanak sa asawa mo..isosoli niya ba ulit ang bata sa
sinapupunan ng asawa mo?"
"pwede bang umutot at dumighay ng sabay?"
"bakit kaya hindi pwede magpuyat sa umaga?"
“bakit kaya kahit inom ng inom ng tubig ang manok hindi ito umiihi?”
“pwede bang gamitin ang a.m. radio pag gabi na?”
"pag sinabi bang 'bakit amoy araw ka?', ibig bang sabihin nun naaamoy ang araw?"
Posted by missP at June 18, 2004 11:53 AMuy, good morning po Idol Batjay
buwahahahaha! ayos talaga:). Idol nga kita, hehehe!!!
ayos ba ito?
1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
3. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
4. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
5. Is it possible to be totally partial?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
8. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
9. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
10. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
11. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
12. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
15. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
16. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
17. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
18. Do hurry crows have ravenous appetites?
19. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
20. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
21. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
22. Instead of talking to you plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
23. Is there another word for synonym?
24. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
25. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
26. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
27. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
28. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (ewwww!!)
29. Why do they report power outages on TV?
Posted by: batjay at June 21, 2004 06:52 AMhi jennie,
i was giggling all the time when I posted this. Akala tuloy ng hubby ko ung na-paano na ako! hahhaha!!!
have a great week ahead:)!
hahahahah! ang galeng missP! i needed that, salamat :D happy weekend!
Posted by: jennie at June 20, 2004 04:56 AM@tiptoes
"humanitables".....bwuahahahah!!!
@elaine
"siyempre normal 3 percent cut. ano hilo?!?sa panahon ngayon, dapat practice what is praught", hahahahah!!!
@apol
"ako dati, basta coffee break, nagha halo-halo ako sa may leny's! sarap!!!" hehehehe...
@russ
"happy weekend din sa iyo...ingatzzzz!"
this is hilarious! i always hear stuff like these from my friends.. sarap tumawa. happy weekend!
Posted by: russ at June 19, 2004 08:20 AMpwede bang mag softdrinks kapag coffee break? :)
Posted by: Apol at June 19, 2004 04:08 AMhahaha!!! natawa ako sa reward, eh may kahati kaya sa 1 million ung sinukuan nya na officer?
ey, nag email ako sa yo i used my t-online account nakuha mo ba? baka na filter ng web.de kala spam, haba kasi. heheh ingatz!
Posted by: elaine at June 18, 2004 03:16 PMbakeet nga ba?hehe naalala ko tuloy yung english version na-->
if the vegetarians eats vegetables,what the heck does a humanitarian eat!!? if the teacher's taught,why didn't the preacher praught?? haay LOLs