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Break up lines

"I'm confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!"

"Eto map at flashlight, go look for yourself!"

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"Maybe this is not the right time for us."

"Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?!"

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"Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng iniexpect mo. You deserve
someone better. That's not me."

"Eh ba't mo pa ako niligawan at pinasagot?" Jerk!

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"Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry.

"Eh ako ba lasing? (nth degree jerk ka talaga!)"

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"We are too different from each other."

"Tama ka diyan! I'm a woman, you're a wuss."

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"Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we
don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di
ba?"

ULUL!!! Wala ka nang babalikan!

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"I really think that we should break up."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know if I still love you."

"Manigas ka!!!"
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"I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..."

"Hala sige, i walk mo! at huwag ka nang babalik, ever hah!!!
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"Its not you, its me..."

"ket?, whats wrong with you?... kunyari, patay malisya para
pahirapan sya..."

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Pano pag ito sinabi nya:

I can no longer handle multiple priorities!!"

eto naman sagot ko:

multiple orgasm kaya mo i-handle?

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