Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
*** Right Dills?
In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. S$$T HAPPENS! *** Di ba Ton’tskie?
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. *** yeah, Kally!
The best vitamin for making friends: B1. *** Take more of this LBM!
If you can't be the tablecloth, don't be the dishrag. *** To Babs.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
*** To Babs pa rin!
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. *** To Rowell
There are two rules for ultimate success in life: (1) Never tell everything you know. *** To myself!
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. *** My hubby would say this to me often…
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. *** You are good at this Ton’tskie…admit it!!!
Drive defensively. Buy a tank. *** To Elmer!
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. *** To Ida!
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance. *** To Dills
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
thanks for sharing those words of wisdom :)
Posted by: russ at August 11, 2004 02:19 PM